Okay, this can and mostly will only happen to me. The following events are true word-for-word.

1) I had two jobs and going to school, not full time, but more then parttime. I stopped going to school in December, quite my job then three months later quite my other job. I spent a total of one week unemployeed. I had a interview at Meijer they then called me the day of my interview and said I start Thursday at 10am.

2) Block buster calls wanting to interview me. I go Friday at 2pm (It was suppose to be tomorrow at 1.) In the voice mail the lady left me she said "she wants me to accept the interview."

3) I go from two jobs and school to nothing then to two jobs and school all over again.

I have further decided I NEED A MOTHER FUCKIN VACATION. I will have my debt controlable in June. And have already told Meijer I will need a coupld of days off in July around my b-day. I figure, now, that the vast majority of my friends are working and over the age of 21 we could go to LAS VEGAS. I fiugre what the hell, why can't we go to a city where it is legal to get so tore up and almost normal to get married at the same time. And if Jeff comes he'll be able to kill the hooker of his choice and if Dan wants we can brury Chris out there as well.