My New Idea.

How many people have wished for a better way to take of a girls underwear. I know I have. So here it is. Clap-on-clap off unerwear for men and women. It is what every stripper, partier, and plan old slut needs. The more one claps the lower the underwear falls. I will be taking orders for them and yes I this is a Pattent Pending Idea. So no one can copy it HAHAHAAHA!

Jeff can I put you down for a few pairs?

Anna we know it is in the mail.

Rachel would you like a thong and regular underwear?

Chris you are not alowed to see the catalog at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End!

As 2005 draws to an end, we must take notice of what has happened. 2005 has brought us all a little closer to people that we went so close with in years past. Along with closeness this year has put us further away from people that we may have been very close to before. What we must rememeber most of all, is that we still know who will be in our corner for as long as we live. I am not talking about a lover, parent or what ever, but of a true friend. In our little circle, we have trust and faith in our friends to guide us through the darkest of times and to the brightest of them. We all have our disaggrements with one-another, but at the end of the day we know they will have our backs. If 2006 manages to put distiance between us and not talk to one for days, weeks, months and yes even a year or more. We know that when the time is right we can pick up the phone, get on AIM, e-mail or snail-mail, and that person will responed as soon as they can. For that I am greetful that I know you all now and that if this distance happens, we will be able to start up a converstion like we had just talked hours ago. So, I now say thank you 2005, and hold my glass up high and welcome, with most uncertainty 2006. And, I also admit that the unknowingness, will be much apperiated and now my friends lets drink our drinks and live our lifes and enjoy our lifes. Make the most of 2006 and never look back. If you look back you might miss what is right in front of you and never even know it!

I know I know.

So, I have decided to make a list of the New Year Resolutions for 2006. I am doing this, because last year's worked out really great. I lost the weight, went somewhere fun and got a new car. My goals for 2006 are as follows.

1) Losse me weight.

2) Save more money (i.e live on my budget.)

3) Be more relaxed.

4) Go somewhere fun (again).

Those are my goals.

Winter in Michigan Sucks Ass!

Twice in one day I skided off the road and landed in some snow. Earily Friday morining I hit some black ice on M52 and did a three 360. I ended up on the side of the road and was able to drive my car out of it. On my way home from the other job, I saw a deer and thought it would be a good idea to stop, this was my mistake, I lost control and skided right into a ditch. With this, I had to call home and my step-dad came to try and tow me out, but alas, he could not, because of the ice. I called a tow truck and paid him 100$$$$$$ for ten minutes of work. I now get to pay another 100$$$$$$ to have my car towed to the mechanic and have my engine belt replaced along with my passenger blinker fixed and some time down the road I need to have a new bumper put on. Now for the icing on the cake, if you will, I added all of this up and the amount came 495 dollars for all the work needed to get my car fixed.

Here's the list.

200 for towing,

150 for the bumper (used to save cost)

45 dollars for the white paint

55 dollars for the engine belt

-Cash recived back from the insurance company is 70% of the towing. That's another 140 dollars I get back.

+Now I have the money to pay for the labor. Which is, 140 dollars.
= 495. Less then my Auto Owners detuctable. Which is, 500 smackers.
I hate this shit, especailly with Christmas right around the corner.